Tied his wife up so she wouldn't get aroused when a friend gave her a creampie

I tied up my wife for a friend, and the bastard took her and finished her off

I used to bring my wife to orgasm myself, but now a friend does it

Somebody's still got NoNutNovember, and we've got a tee on the schedule

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus